In other news I am taking early #retirement
I've lost enough friends young to know that nobody can or should simply assume they will live until state retirement age (in fact I believe it's something like 1 in 10 who won't) - so given I have the opportunity to retire early I am taking the chance to escape the capitalist rat-race, get married to Tara, enjoy life, spend more time with family, teach people that 1st edition AD&D is the one true version, make ancient computers do things they were not intended to, and become the world's worst guitar player.
Intel has been a fun place to work for a decade or so, a lot of cool people and a lot of cool projects.
(And just to head off the conspiracy theorists this was planned for a very long time)
Note to recruiters: unless you can offer me the rôle of supreme overlord and emperor of the sol system I'm probably not interested. And if you can... you probably don't want to give me that job.