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WATCH: Rep. Jordan's full questioning of Bill Taylor | Trump impeachment hearings - Invidious

"The Moment The Impeachment Hearing Unraveled"


This was the title of the Jimmy Dore video that got censored on a bogus copyright claim. The video contained clips from the above questioning which is well worth the watch.

#politics #news #empirepolitics #humor #funny #notfunny #impeachment #fail #democrats
 
I did something similar one time.

I used to park in the avenues to avoid the stupid $60 per month #parking fee my job charged us for a parking lot they owned.

Anyway, one time I went to get my #car, and some #jerk parked so close to me I couldn't move. He was trying to turn 2 parking spaces next to a driveway into 3. There was no choice since there was a car behind me as well.

So I got in, nudged my bumper carefully up to his, and then pushed his car out of the way, which meant he was fully blocking the driveway now.

As I #drove away, I called the church phone number for the #driveway he was blocking, and told them there was a car blocking the drive.

Never found out what happened, but I didn't really care. #karma?

#realLife #cars #funny #badparking

YouTube: Dont park Like an Asshole (C10 Trucks)

 

Comic interlude with Tommy Chong.




#funny
 
A #funny reaction to Google's achievement (?) in #quantum #computing
If I spill this pudding cup on the floor, the exact pattern it will form is very chaotic, and intractable for any supercomputer to calculate. But I just invented a new special type of computer: this pudding cup. And I'm going to do the calculation by spilling it on the floor and observing the result. I have achieved pudding supremacy.
https://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/511067/why-is-googles-quantum-supremacy-experiment-impressive

#google #computers
 
#capitalism working as it should:
TUSCALOOSA, #Alabama. (WBRC) - A man deflated a 20-foot high balloon depicting President Trump as a baby holding a cell phone by #stabbing it today in Tuscaloosa.
The balloon was located at Monnish Park on 15th Street. Police responded to the scene and observed 32-year-old Hoyt Hutchinson had cut into the balloon and attempted to flee the area.
#Hutchinson was apprehended and taken into custody on charges of #Criminal Mischief First Degree. He was transported to the Tuscaloosa County #Jail where he was held on $2,500 bond.
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looks like echoes of an upcoming #election to me....

https://thefederalist.com/2019/11/08/in-defense-of-sean-spicers-delightfully-talentless-romp-through-dancing-with-the-stars/
“We keep throwing you out the boat and the viewers keep throwing a life preserver,” said one judge this week.

“These people who are voting just to spite us or whatever reasons they’re having in their heart—listen, I respect you, but how about having a little respect for the people who are working their butts off dancing?” said another.
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The further you dive into #conservative corners of #socialmedia, the more conc
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#socialism #fail #funny #lol #satire
 
" #Hunter #Biden is getting on boards of companies and in languages he can't speak, in industries he knows nothing about," Trump said. "Why are you there Hunter?"
"Well, I know why you're there. I think everyone in #America knows why you're there," Trump said, prompting at the crowd to applaud.
#DonaldTrumpJr #2024 #FuturePotus #trump #funny #lol #MSMLies #msm #corruption #theView #2019-11-07 #2019-11
 
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#Old #advertisement #Saxophone #sax. #funny #lol

It says playing the sax will make you popular, heh, heh.....hasn't worked for me yet.... :)

(Also says play scales in a few days....!)
 



In case you've been blocked, there's a "popcorn worthy" thread going on between Ivan and some #plusporans who think #vaccines save lives, and #climate #change is real, among other, plusporan-fooling things. #lol #funny
 
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