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Rammstein - Zapaliću pola grada


Die neue Rammstein ist ziemlich mainstream...

https://wetube.moe/videos/watch/294089b6-5df8-4810-bfee-bea32735bfe9

#mashup #rammstein #keba #Zapaliću #pola #grada
#music #musik #funny
(this is funny, because "Zapaliću pola grada" means "I'll burn half the town!")

PeerTube: Rammstein Kojić Keba - Zapaliću pola grada (mashup) (essing)

 

By Adrian Alaberg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshIKAVBIgE XD
#video #humour #funny #comedy #comedian #food #complain
 

Guess who will never be invited to CNN again xD


#rofl #humor #fun #lol #CNN #ShutItDown #TheGoyimKnow #funny
 

Epic song by /pol/ XD

https://files.catbox.moe/gbblkm.mp4
1min 25seconds
#rofl #humor #fun #lol #funny #music #song #pol #tribute #BrendonTarrant #NZ #Christchurch
 

Man survives bow-and-arrow attack thanks to his mobile phone


The resident held up his mobile phone to take a photo of the armed man who then engaged the bow and was ready to fire.

He was taken to Nimbin Police Station where he was charged with armed with intent to commit an indictable offence, assault occasioning actual bodily harm and malicious damage.

This whole situation sounds to me like the irresponsible behaviour that is often discovered with nosy tourists who treat the residents (and often the Natives) like exhibted sights that can be photographed without any problems. Oh well, at least he is now without his phone. I mean, why would you take a photo of someone without asking him for permission to do so?
#Australia #NorthernRivers #BowAndArrow #Tourism #Curious #Funny #Unusual #News
 

#NewZealand: Shitposter massacres Mosques, personally radicalized by Candace Owens


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here's the video: https://bit.ly/2u61qOW




"Remove Kebab" xD


A shitposter has gone sicko mode on Moslems at multiple sites in Christchurch, New Zealand. He livestreamed the whole thing.
Stuff.co.nz:

One person has been arrested, but police believe there may be other offenders involved in the fatal shootings of at least nine people at two mosques in Christchurch.

Sources say nine people have been confirmed dead following the shootings at the M
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if you haven't seen it yet, here's an old collection of stories from tech support employees about stupid customers.

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

might cheer you up if you're having a bad day...

#computer #dev #developers #humor #funny #geek #nerd
 

How Ann Coulter got into College xD

#AnnCoulter: "Confession: I, too, paid William Rick Singer to get me into college:"











#rofl #humor #fun #lol #funny #college #admission #cheating #bribes #bribery #elites #elitism
 

Happy Pi Day, everyone!


The number goes on infinitely, but it's most often remembered by its first three digits 3.14, and that's why we celebrate Pi Day on March 14 (03/14). And then we make a whole other leap by tying the number to pie and eating a bunch of pizza and pie. Popular chains -- from Cici's to White Castle -- are even celebrating with special Pi Day deals.
#PiDay #FoodHoliday #News #Lifestyle #Entertainment #Humour #Funny
 

Nanny goat to become first honorary pet mayor in Fair Haven


Lincoln, with 13 votes, beat out a dog named Sammie that received 10 votes. The other candidates combined for 30 votes.

Town Manager Joseph Gunter said he heard about a small town in northern Michigan trying something similar and he thought it would be a good way to raise money for a local playground. It only raised about $100 through a $5 entry fee, but it provided other benefits.
#News #Funny #Canada #FairHaven #Canada #Vermont #NannyGoat #Animal #Wildlife #HonoraryMayor #PetMayor
 

Intruder in Phoneix apartment was cooking tortillas, eating soup


According to charging documents, a female occupant smelled something burning. She found Drane in the kitchen cooking tortillas on top of a stove burner.

Responding officers say he showed signs of being intoxicated and was subsequently arrested.

Remember: Never break into a house and plan to cook you a midnight snack when you are half asleep already. You might end up falling asleep and become intoxicated by the carbon-monoxide because your meal begins to burn.
#Arizona #US #USA #Phoenix #Thief #Burglar #News #Funny #Humour
Phoenix residents awaken to find intruder cooking tortillas, eating soup
 
♲ Jay Bryant (jbryant@pluspora.com):
Loud sigh.

"We look forward to Tim Apple’s productive conversations with Jeff Amazon, Marillyn Lockheed, and Marc Salesforce on future policy initiatives."
President Trump Praises His Good Friend 'Tim Apple'
[l]

#tech #funny
 

A QAnon book has been published, clims the Amazon charts


“QAnon: An Invitation to the Great Awakening,” which has no stated author, ranked at No. 56 at press time, was featured in the algorithmically generated “Hot new releases” section on Amazon’s books landing page. The book claims without evidence a variety of outlandish claims including that prominent Democrats murder and eat children and that the U.S. government created both AIDS and the movie Monsters Inc.

Adherents of the Qanon conspiracy theory falsely believe that the world is run by a Satanic cabal helmed by former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, and that President Donald Drumpf and Special Counsel Robert Mueller are secretly working in tandem to eliminate the cabal.

The book posits that Monsters Inc. shows off a government plan to collect children’s blood “that gives [government figures] some form of high or youthful looks.”
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Get That Paper - Richard #Branson Edition
#funny
 
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A funny sign I took pictures of today, in Wan Chai, Hong Kong #hk #hongkong #wanchai #funny #work
 
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