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У кого правда тот и сильнее :)

#humor #mfoto
 
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Как появились динозавры :)

#humor
 

‘You Are All Inside Amazon’s Second Headquarters,’ Jeff Bezos Announces To Horrified Americans As Massive Dome Envelops Nation


SEATTLE—After a search for a new location lasting more than a year, a massive dome was seen descending from the sky and enclosing the whole nation Friday as Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced to a horrified American populace that it was now living inside his company’s second headquarters. Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/you-are-all-inside-amazon-s-second-headquarters-jeff-1829865580

#humor #satire #news #theonion
 

KIND Bar CEO Admits They Just Sort Of Find The Bars Like That


NEW YORK—Providing insight into the process by which the company creates its wildly successful line of health-oriented snacks, KIND Bar CEO Daniel Lubetzky admitted Friday that company personnel “just sort of find the bars like that.” “Our factory isn’t so much a traditional production facility as it is a… Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/kind-bar-ceo-admits-they-just-sort-of-find-the-bars-lik-1829866138

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Mueller Ready To Deliver Major Parts Of Findings After Midterms


Special Counsel Robert Mueller is expected to issue findings on core aspects of his Russia probe soon after the midterm elections, including addressing questions of collusion and obstruction of justice. What do you think? Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/mueller-ready-to-deliver-major-parts-of-findings-after-1829886432

#humor #satire #news #theonion
 

Media finds thousands of hidden #Democrat activists





#NPC #rofl #humor #fun #lol
 

Mirena Releases New 10-Blade IntraUterine Sperm Shredder


BOSTON—Hailing the new product as the future of non-hormonal birth control, Mirena announced Friday that it had released the world’s first 10-blade intrauterine sperm shredder. “Mirena’s 30-mm stainless steel sperm shredder is designed to chop gametes into a microscopic spray the second they enter the female uterus,”… Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/mirena-releases-new-10-blade-intrauterine-sperm-shredde-1829869591

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FAA Study Finds 64% Of Engine Failures Caused By Henchman Being Kicked Into Turbine


WASHINGTON—Confirming the link between emergency landings and high-stakes brawls on an airplane’s wing, the Federal Aviation Administration released a new study Friday claiming that 64 percent of all jetliner engine failures are caused by henchmen being kicked into the planes’ turbines. “Our data revealed that nearly… Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/faa-study-finds-64-of-engine-failures-caused-by-henchm-1829871348

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Пускай мечты сбываются!
И радуют сердца!
Ведь все мечты-
Желание Творца!

#stihi #photos #humor
 
Me too... baited them in with #humor...

They didn't stick around.
 

If Any Autistic Kids Are Tryna Go To Prom With Me, I’d Be More Than Happy To Do That Shit (By Logan Paul)


Yo, for real? All over the world, there are people with fucked-up problems about them. It especially bums me out when I see kids with disorders and diseases so wild n’ out that they’re unable to grow up living a Maverick lifestyle, like myself and millions of my fans in the Logang do. This is why I want to give back,… Read more...

Read more at: https://www.clickhole.com/if-any-autistic-kids-are-tryna-go-to-prom-with-me-i-d-1829227986

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" Welcome to my world of suffer "


#shitposting #anarchist meme for cool people #meme #humor
#music #emo not sure if #metal

I post every day meme about anarchy and other cool stuff.
Feel free to download and/or share them ! :)
 
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Welcome to internet.


#shitposting #anarchist meme for cool people #meme #humor
#internet #animal #ok #peace

I post every day meme about anarchy and other cool stuff.
Feel free to download and/or share them ! :)
 
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#shitposting #anarchist meme for cool people #meme #humor
#pizza #hack

I post every day meme about anarchy and other cool stuff.
Feel free to download and/or share them ! :)
 
Lölll........ Was man macht, man macht es verkehrt. 😁
♲ funstuff@friendica.produnis.de:
Nichts kann man ihr Recht machen
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#humor #lachen
 
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When you finally find your people...
#caturday #humor
 

Study Finds Over 5 Million Birds Die Annually From Head-On Collisions With Clouds


STORRS, CT—Shedding considerable light on a previously mystifying aspect of accidental avian death, a new study from the University of Connecticut has found that direct frontal impacts with clouds kill over 5 million birds every year. “Our observations, some of them quite harrowing, demonstrate that controlled,… Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-over-5-million-birds-die-annually-from-head-1829873333

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Manny Machado Denies Playing Dirty After Late Slide Into Pitcher’s Mound


MILWAUKEE—Emphasizing he was not going to apologize for playing hard, Los Angeles Dodgers shortstop Manny Machado denied that he was a dirty player after a late slide into Corey Knebel on the pitcher’s mound. “I wasn’t trying to hurt him, that was just a normal spikes-first dive into someone’s shin at the pitcher’s… Read more...

Read more at: https://sports.theonion.com/manny-machado-denies-playing-dirty-after-late-slide-int-1829875292

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Trump Has Raised Over $100 Million For Reelection Campaign


President Donald Trump’s reelection campaign has received more than $106 million for his bid for reelection in 2020, new Federal Election Commission reports show. What do you think? Read more...

Read more at: https://www.theonion.com/trump-has-raised-over-100-million-for-reelection-campa-1829874935

#humor #satire #news #theonion
 
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