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A moonwalk so powerful it reverts time-space itself

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#moonwalk #rain #gif #animatedgif #funny #humor #humour
 
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Voilà voilà...
(faut peut-être que je commence à m'habituer à l'idée)

#humour #amour #célibat #chat
 
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#Cycling is a lot like #hiking, but there is more spandex involved.
#humour, #humor
 
l'autre jour j'ai revé que le site missingkiss.com etait un truc avec des photos de chat et une musique de fond.

je me suis reveillé et j'ai été voir sur le net... damn, missingkis.com n'exise pas... mais hop et voila : Du coup maintenant le reve est vrai : http://missingkiss.com/

version minimaliste en attendant de mettre mieu

#missingkiss #chat #chaton #reve #web #site #humour #internet #onirique
 
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'.

I said: May divorce be with you.

#humour, #shitjokes, #starwars
 
Just seen a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.

He said he’ll be fine, he’s just going through a rough patch.

#humour, #shitjokes
 
My favorite football team does not only give me joy with their goals, but also makes me laugh a lot. El Mago Valdivia (called "the wizard" for his excellent playing skills) is also very histrionic when it comes to talking to referees. The other day he wanted to tell the referee he had gotten beaten by another player. His expressive skills are priceless:

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He actually scored a beautiful goal yesterday. Received a complicated ball inside the area. Controlled with his right, kicked with his left to the corner opposite from the goalkeeper, who was only able to watch the ball fly above him and into the goal. Beautiful! Truly, the work of a wizard :D

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#colo-colo #futbol #football #humor #humour #gif #animatedgif #visualpoetry #chile #liga #league
 
Travelling by cup? Witch one? There are many kinds of #typo one can make, and here are some of them!
https://medium.com/snipette/types-of-typos-aeee34ab0424 #autocorrect #spell-checker #humour
 
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Something @LordKraftDinner sent me the other day, reckon it just about sums up the situation pretty well.
#DNC #Bernie #Russia #Trump #politics #funny #humour
 
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives me hope for our next generation.

#humour
 
...The Kak & M@© Show. Is treasonous May committing russian roulette? #makeamericagreatagain #humour #humour #mark #ceylon #press
 
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Plus qu'ils en ont et plus qu'ils en veulent... des vrais siphoneurs d'argent...

#Humour #Québec #Médecins #Politique
 
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad :D

#knowledge #wisdom #TheRelationshipMarketingGuy #fruit #salad #tomato #humor #humour
 

Philomena Cunk---The 'Pocalypse

Featuring Professor Brian Cox

"You said, 'Things can only get better.' So how can we trust anything you ever say now?"

"It's one of the most misleading and scientifically inaccurate pop songs that has ever been written."

... this is a reference to the 1994 D:Ream song Things Can Only Get Better. Brian Cox was keyboard player in the band at the time. He is one of the few people with an Erdös-Bacon-Sabbath Number.

#philomena-cunk #brian-cox #apocalypse #pocalypse #armageddon #charlie-brooker #nostradamus #science #astrophysics #humour #video #dream #erdös #bacon #sabbath
 
I told a friend about #Diaspora, and he asked if it was #facebook for #Jews.
#TrueStory #funny #humour #humor
 
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Déjà beaucoup de bon sens en 1913. [in « Amélie Journal » du 25 mai 1913, DP]
#humour #travail
 
Pa los que tienen feisbuk, compartanlo por allá

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#facebook #sociedad #sheeple #humor #humour #sheep #calle #ñ #es
 
Once when I was listening to the radio (BBC 4), they said they were going to discuss the problems faced by homo nerds. I thought finally a show targeting me. A second later I realised they had said the problems faced by home owners. Oops.
#lgbt #gay #queer #humour #humor #rp #UK
 
#mark #ceylon #humor #humour #politics
 
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