What did the hijacker say on 9/11?
He did it. (Points at other person on plane to policeflames and policeimpactforce.)
Will you two knock it off back there in the back seat of this passenger vehicle in which we are riding so that later in the morning in a much larger passenger vehicle we can kill many thousands.
He started it.
I, uh...I, uh...Aya did it
I guess I could have tried knocking on the door at the tower’s entrance.
Dude, I swear I’m so sick of having this random argument with you about whether jet fuel can melt steel beams I could kill myself. And in doing so I’m gonna run me a quick little experiment that will finally settle this question for all. (Hey it’s not a random question. It’s occupied our most brilliant blogs and late-night radio programs since the jet stuff and the steel thingys were invented, whichever came second.)
Are you sure this is not an inside job?
Hey New York want to save money on your heating bills this fall?
Let’s fly in for a closer look. Get it? See, I can finally make jokes in English. When I put my mind to something I can really accomplish something amazing, opening opportunities to opine with and connect with so many others on this one maillage we all collectively are and gain understanding of I want to liiiivoh shit
Hold on, I think I found a shortcut.
What if we just try knocking on the cabin door politely and pleading our case first. These knives are kinda violent no? I’m afraid of most bloods. Elevator bloods I wave hi to every morning as I start my way up. Blue bloods can’t get inside my house as I’ve s
The blood transfusion show queer blood for the straight guy is fine too. Although I don’t like the implication that there is a different characteristic between the five queer bloods (platelets from Brandon, plasma from Lyndon Baines, the red stuff from Ralph, etc.) and the “straight guy”’s blood.
I’m a time traveler from the past coming to warn you about Facebook. Please make this be as clear a symbol as possible that you should not use Facebook. I asked where the most powerful people work in the future and they say the Pentagon and the World Trade Center so hopefully I take him out personally as well. My ugly family photos will be shared on Facebook and it will destroy society. I wouldn’t go back in time to kill Hitler I’d go back in time and kill wealth inequality so there could be no Hitler and kill all hateful books and papers but most of all Facebook.
Going through the medal detector is the absolute fucking worse couldn’t we just get in a big traffic accident or better yet illegally park in the passenger pickup area here at the airport uh but there’s so much traffic getting here what if we illegally parked on some desert road we won’t see any traffic on?