My cum now glows in the dark and when I searched online (AOL keyword glow-in-the-dark cum and WebMD and AOL keyword #blessed)
all the results I found researched and reassured me that "yeah, these symptoms are totally normal, don't worry, I wouldn't even call them symptoms, man, it's like would you call having 'eyelashes' a symptom now because we're all one and life flows on within actually those words are copyrighted and AOL and WebMB take our intellectual property laws seriously sent from my iPhone yeah that's right my iFiZzle" -- those exact
words. Turns out my goofy roommate just hacked my DNS to point my cum queries into his answer bucket.
I'm being poisoned and gaslighted, and frankly I couldn't be more pleased with Pepsi products.
Anyway this is just such a Libra life experience -- I can't think of anything more LIbra can you -- and yet all the horoscopes missed it. Does this mean we can't trust horoscopes anymore? Call it the Bradley effect. #stanleythoughts